Salad Jokes
Top Jokes about Salad

We try to keep him out of the kitchen.

Last time he cooked he burned the salad.

Little Monster: "I hate my teacher."

Mother Monster: "Well, then just eat your salad, dear!"

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your salad?

Finding half a caterpillar!

A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says: "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."

The olive says: "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."

The penis says: "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"