Cook Jokes
Top 20 Jokes about Cooks

Why don't men cook at home?

No one's invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.

A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.

"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."

"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."

We try to keep him out of the kitchen.

Last time he cooked he burned the salad.

In Heaven:

The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.


In Hell:

The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.

Pupil: "This egg is bad!"

Cook: "Don't blame me I only laid the table!"