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Top 10 Jokes about Kitchens

We try to keep him out of the kitchen.

Last time he cooked he burned the salad.

How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?

Put a pile of manure in the living room!

I asked my wife: "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

She said: "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her: "How about the kitchen?"

Why do men want their brides to wear white?

Because they want their dishwasher to match their fridge and stove!

How do you get your dishwasher to work?

Slap her!

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