Kentucky Jokes
Top Jokes about Kentucky

What's the best thing to ever come out of Kentucky?

I-75.

Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Kentucky State Lottery?

The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-75. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"

The driver says, "Bout what?"

What do you get when you have 32 Kentuckians in the same room?

A full set of teeth.

Two Kentuckians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"

"Jus' some chickens."

"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"

"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."

"OK. Ummmmm ... five?"