What's the best thing to ever come out of Kentucky?
Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all!
Yo momma is so fat. She doesn't have a waistline - she has a landscape.
What did God say after creating Adam?
I can do better.