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What did God say after creating Adam?

I can do better.Share

Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.Share

What is the difference between God and a social worker?

God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.Share

Why did God create man?

Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.Share

After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.

He said "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you."

Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?"

The answer came back, "An arm and a leg."

"Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"Share

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