Bible Jokes
Top 20 Jokes about Bibles

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?

David – He rocked Goliath to sleep.

When was the longest day in the Bible?

The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

Honda ... because the apostles were all in one accord.

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:

"HEBREWS"