Female Jokes
Top 10 Jokes about Females

Why were males created before females?

Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies," He responded.

"Oh, killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?

He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

What kind of bees make milk?

Boobies!

Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

Men always miss them.