Foot Jokes
Top 20 Jokes about Feet

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.

How do you save a man from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

Why was the leper caught speeding?

He couldn't take his foot off the accelerator.

Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?

Yes, your bladder.

How do you save a drowning lawyer?

1. Take your foot off his head.
2. Shoot him before he hits the water.