Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
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Duck Jokes How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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Drowning Jokes Why was the leper caught speeding?
He couldn't take his foot off the accelerator.
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Car Jokes Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
Yes, your bladder.
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Bladder Jokes How do you save a drowning lawyer?
1. Take your foot off his head.
2. Shoot him before he hits the water.
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Lawyer Jokes