Why do ducks have webbed feet?22 Duck Jokes
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
How do you save a man from drowning?15 Drowning Jokes
Take your foot off his head.
Why was the leper caught speeding?19 Car Jokes
He couldn't take his foot off the accelerator.
Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?18 Bladder Jokes
Yes, your bladder.
How do you save a drowning lawyer?18 Lawyer Jokes
1. Take your foot off his head.
2. Shoot him before he hits the water.