How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?
David - He rocked Goliath to sleep.
A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.
Little Johnny replied: "They couldn't get a baby sitter."
A boy in bath with his mum asks: "What's that hairy thing?
Mum says:"That's my sponge.
The says: "Oh yeah, babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it."