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If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

19     Mind Jokes    


Why is a man like the weather?

Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

11     Man Jokes    


How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Changing light bulbs is futile. Resistance is voltage divided by current.
2) None. They just self-destruct the malfunctioning equipment.
3) All of them.

6     Light Bulb Jokes    


How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Three. One to prosecute, one to defend, one to screw it the same way they do everything else.
2) How many can you afford?

13     Lawyer Jokes    


Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"

Soldier: "Sure, buddy."

Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again!"

Officer: "Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?"

Soldier: "No, SIR!"

26     Soldier Jokes    






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