Brain Jokes
Top 10 Jokes about Brains


What is the smallest part of a FIAT?

The owners brain.

31     Car Jokes    

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?


29     Man Jokes    

Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis?

To get oxygen to his brain!

35     Penis Jokes    

Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

1) So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
2) So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.

16     Dog Jokes    

A man went in for a brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's brain which would cost him $10,000 or the Politician's which was $100,000.

"Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than the Architect's?" exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.

"not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the politician's has never been used."

22     Politician Jokes    

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