A rabbit came into a shop and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller answered, "No!"45 Rabbit Jokes
The next day the rabbit came again and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller replied "No!"
Next day the rabbit came and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller shouted, "No! And if you come again and ask for carrots, I'll take nails and hammer you on the wall by your ears!"
Early next morning the rabbit came back and asked, " Got any nails?" The seller answered, "No!" The rabbit asked, "Got any carrots?"
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?7 Rabbit Jokes
Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
A guy walks into the doctor's office. There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.20 Doctor Jokes
The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?6 Cat Jokes
What's invisible and smells like carrots?4 Fart Jokes