Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because he got his dick stuck in the chicken!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot!
Why did the black person cross the road?
To catch the chicken.
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie-talkie!
What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?
An animal that stinks and stings!
