Killing Jokes
Top 10 Jokes about Killing

Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity.

Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing somebody with a knife is too easy.

Two ants were in a sand trap watching a duffer flailing away.

"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."

The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"