Job Jokes
Top 20 Jokes about Jobs


What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After five years your job will still suck.

26     Wife Jokes    

What's the difference between a blonde and your job?

Your job still sucks after 6 months.

27     Blonde Jokes    

Crime doesn't pay ...

Does that mean my job is a crime?

15     Crime Jokes    

Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."

Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

9     Responsible Jokes    

Talent does what it can, genius what it must.

I do what I get paid to do.

13     Talent Jokes    

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