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What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After five years your job will still suck.

What's the difference between a blonde and your job?

Your job still sucks after 6 months.

Crime doesn't pay ...

Does that mean my job is a crime?

Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."

Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

Talent does what it can, genius what it must.

I do what I get paid to do.

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