Top 20 Jokes about Jobs
What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After five years your job will still suck.
What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
Your job still sucks after 6 months.
Crime doesn't pay ...
Does that mean my job is a crime?
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
Talent does what it can, genius what it must.
I do what I get paid to do.
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