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We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?

It's usually still in the case.

9     Violin Jokes    


We try to keep him out of the kitchen.

Last time he cooked he burned the salad.

12     Salad Jokes    


What burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter!

7     Candle Jokes    


A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.

The brunette says, "I brought some water so we don't get dehydrated."

The redhead says, "I brought some suntan lotion so we don't get sunburned."

Then the blonde says I brought a car door." The other girls said, "Why did you bring that?" Then the blonde says, "So I can roll down the window if it gets hot."

28     Blonde Jokes    


An Alcoholic, a Chain Smoker and a Homosexual go to the doctor.

The doctor says: "If any of you indulge one more time you'll die."

As they walk home they pass a bar. The Alcoholic has a shot of whiskey, falls off his stool stone cold dead. His friends are shocked.

As they walk along they come upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground still burning. The Homosexual looks at the Chain Smoker and says: "If you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead!"

27     Smoking Jokes    



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