Butt Jokes
Top 20 Jokes about Butts

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

He went down to two butts a day.

Yo momma is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

Why do doctors slap babies butts right after they are born?

To knock the penises off the smart ones.

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde: “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”

Two Greeks chat.

Costa: "Did you ever fuck your girlfriend in the other hole?"

Spiros: "You are fuckin mad. I don’t want to make her pregnant!"