What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?49 Gay Jokes
He went down to two butts a day.
Yo momma is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.18 Yo Momma Jokes
Why do doctors slap babies butts right after they are born?26 Doctor Jokes
To knock the penises off the smart ones.
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.18 Blonde Jokes
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde: “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
Two Greeks chat.31 Sex Jokes
Costa: "Did you ever fuck your girlfriend in the other hole?"
Spiros: "You are fuckin mad. I don’t want to make her pregnant!"