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Top 10 Jokes about Violins



What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

1) The viola burns longer.

2) The viola holds more beer.

3) You can tune the violin.Share

We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?

It's usually still in the case.Share

How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin.Share

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.Share

How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?

The bow is moving.Share

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