What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
1) The viola burns longer.
2) The viola holds more beer.
3) You can tune the violin.Share
We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?
It's usually still in the case.Share
How do you make a cello sound beautiful?
Sell it and buy a violin.Share
How is lightning like a violist's fingers?
Neither one strikes in the same place twice.Share
How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune?
The bow is moving.Share