Finger Jokes
Top 20 Jokes about Fingers

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?

Kermit's Finger.

How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?

One of his fingers is clean.

Why don't men believe in paternity tests?

Because the sample is taken from their finger.

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."