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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.


What do you call a blonde in a tree with a briefcase?

Branch Manager.


Yo momma is so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."


How is an apple like a lawyer?

They both look good hanging from a tree.


Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.





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