How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.Share
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a briefcase?
Yo momma is so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."Share
How is an apple like a lawyer?
They both look good hanging from a tree.Share
Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.Share