Yo momma has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail!
I want to suck you ... lick you ... wanna move my tongue all over you ... wanna feel you in my mouth ... yep, that's how you ... eat an ice cream!
So the baby snake says to its mom: "Mom, are we poisonous?"
And the mommy snakes says, "Why do you ask?"
The baby replies, "Because I just bit my tongue."
Dinner lady: "It's very rude to reach over the table for cakes, haven't you got a tongue in your head?"
Pupil: "Yes, but my arms are longer!"
A husband pinches his wifes arse and says: "Do you know if you firm this up you could get rid of your girdle?"
The wife annoyed, decided to bite her tongue and say nothing.
Later that night in bed, the husband squeezed her tits and said: "Do you know, if you firmed these up you could get rid of your bra?"
Absolutely fuming, the wife reached over and grabbed his dick and said: "Well do you know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the milk man and your fucking brother?"