Wall Jokes
Top 20 Jokes about Walls

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls.

What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall'.

In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was!

She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview.

"I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall."

What's the difference between Lady Diana and the East Germans?

The East Germans survived the wall.