History Jokes
Top 10 Jokes about History

Father: "How did you do in your tests?"

Son: "I did what George Washington did!"

Father: "What was that?"

Son: "Went down in history!"

Yo momma is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Teacher: "Who can tell me where Hadrians' Wall is?"

Little Johnny: "I suspect it's around Hadrian's garden!"

Father: "Why aren't you doing very well in history?"

Son: "Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!"

Teacher: "Who succeeded the first President of the USA?"

Pupil: "The second one!"