Watch Jokes
Top 20 Jokes about Watches

A social worker asks a colleague: "What time is it?"

The other one answers: "Sorry, don't know, I have no watch."

The first one: "Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it."

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me. But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead.

You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple od bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you wife in be with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "TIMES UP"?

Yo momma is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.

What's the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?

One sells watches and the other watches cells.

Teacher: "The word politics – can you give me an example of how to use it?"

Pupil: "My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks!"