What burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter!
We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?
It's usually still in the case.
Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?"
Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.
Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"
What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
1) The viola burns longer.
2) The viola holds more beer.
3) You can tune the violin.
We try to keep him out of the kitchen.
Last time he cooked he burned the salad.