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What burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter!


How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They use candles.


What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.


What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.





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