Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions.
Psychiatrist: "What's your problem?"
Patient: "I think I'm a chicken."
Psychiatrist: "How long has this been going on?"
Patient: "Ever since I was an egg!"
A man went to the doctor.
The doctor examined him and said: "I'm sorry to have to tell you this - but you only have three minutes left to live."
The man said: "Oh my god! Are you sure there is nothing you can do for me?"
The doctor thought for a moment then replied: "I could boil you an egg!"
Pupil: "This egg is bad!"
Cook: "Don't blame me I only laid the table!"