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What did one gay sperm say to the other?

How do we get out of this shit?


What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.


Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

So men can tell if they are coming or going.


One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?"

The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."


What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.





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