Sperm Jokes
Top 10 Jokes about Sperm


What did one gay sperm say to the other?

How do we get out of this shit?

34     Shit Jokes    

What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

32     Lawyer Jokes    

Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

So men can tell if they are coming or going.

36     Man Jokes    

One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?"

The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."

35     Ovary Jokes    

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

25     Man Jokes    

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