What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How do we get out of this shit?
What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.
One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?"
The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.