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A man sunbathes in the nude and ends up burning his penis. His doctor tells him to ease the pain by dipping it in a saucer of cold milk. Later, his blonde wife comes home and finds him with his dick in a saucer of cold milk.

"Good heavens!" she remarks "I always wondered how you reloaded those things!"

What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law?

Reload and try again!

"Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy running away?"

"Shut up, and help me reload the shotgun!"

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