"Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?"
"Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet."
"Mommy, Mommy! Joey is biting grandma's nail."
"Joey, stop it, or I am closing the coffin!"
"Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!"
"Hurry up and get the marshmallows!"
"Mommy, Mommy! Can't we give Daddy a decent burial?"
"Shut up and keep flushing!"
"Mommy, Mommy, I want to play with Grandpa now!"
"Keep quiet, the coffin stays closed today!"