Moon Jokes
Top 10 Jokes about Moons

What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?

It's been 25 years since his first moonwalk.

Teacher: "What is further away, Australia or the Moon?"

Little Johnny: "Australia, you can see the Moon at night!"

"Why does your geography exam have a big zero over it."

"It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead!"

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

How many men would it take to mop a floor?

No one knows. They've never done it.