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"Why does your geography exam have a big zero over it."

"It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead!"


Teacher: "What is a comet?"

Pupil: "A star with a tail!"

Teacher: "Can you name one?"

Pupil: "Lassie!"


Proposal

Whats the difference between porn star casts and movie star casts?

Porn stars fuck each other on screen. Movie stars fuck each other off screen.


Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom's room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, "Ooh, I need a man! I need a man!"

The next day, Little Johnny got home from school and saw his mom lying on the bed naked with a naked guy on top of her. So Little Johnny ran to his room, stripped down naked, and started to touch himself, while moaning, "Ooh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"


What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.





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