Michael Jackson Jokes
Top Jokes about Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?

It's been 25 years since his first moonwalk.

Elton John wasn't the only one who composed a song for Diana:

1) Roxette – "Crash! Boom! Bang!"

2) Michael Jackson – "Blood on the dashboard!"

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

"Both son. God is both."

After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"