Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.
Yo momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
Yo momma is so fat when she steps on a scale it says "Whoa, whoa, one at a time please!"
A husband buys his wife a car for Christmas ...
"I don't like it" she says, "I want some what that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds."
So he comes back with a set of bathroom scales and says "stand on that you fat fucker!"