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What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

Nothing, they haven't met!Share

Meeting rules for managers:

1) Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.

2) Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise.

3) Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.

4) When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.

5) Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular – it's what everyone is waiting for.Share

My mother-in-law and I were happy for 20 years.

Then we met each other.Share

After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conference and announced that they had a very successful conference and had agreed on about 60% of what they discussed.

When asked what they discussed, Clinton replied: "The Ten Commandments."Share

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) "I want a detailed memo about this issue till tomorrow's morning."

2) "You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last week!"

3) "We haven't got a policy on that".

4) "I am on my way to a very important meeting, so we'll discuss it some other time."

5) Three. Two to find out if it needs changing, and one to tell an employee to change it.Share

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