Lazy Jokes
Top 20 Jokes about Lazy

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said: "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."

"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy.

Committee: a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

Why don't men do laundry?

Cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!

A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.

An ugly woman is passing and remarks: "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady!"

He replied: "If you were any sort of a lady, the hat would lift itself!"