Remote control Jokes
Top Jokes about Remote Controls

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?

Put the remote control between his toes.Share

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him."Share

Why don't men do laundry?

Cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!Share

More jokes

 Jokes     Share   Search   Menu