Why did they stop the leper hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.
"Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!"
"Shut up and comb your face!"
The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?"
The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Why are Catholic priests and acne different?
Acne doesn't cum on your face until your 14. ~ Mark