Jokes - Supermarkets
Supermarket Jokes
Sister projects Crosswords Games More ... |  A young man was hired by a supermarket and reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, then gave him a broom and said,"Son, your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realise that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how." 4 Comments · Single View  A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?""Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?" "Because you're really ugly," replied the man. 10 Comments · Single View |