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Marriage · Bitches · Puns
couple,adoringTwo married Fellas, Jim and Alec were having a beer after work. Jim says: "Have you ever said something when you meant to say something else?"

"How do you mean?" said Alec.

"Well, see the other day, instead of two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two pickets to Titsberg"

"Yeah, I know what you mean," said Alec. "Last week I was having breakfast with my wife. I meant to say 'Pass me the Sugar.' But what came out was "You bitch, you've ruined my life!!!"
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Marriage · Pains · Jewelry
couple,walkingWhy are men with pierced ears better prepared for marriage?

They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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Marriage · Rings · Suffering
couple,walkingMarriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.
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Marriage · Princess · Prince · Frogs · Dinner
couple,walkingOnce upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frogs legs for dinner.
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Marriage · Improvement
couple,lovingWhat's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?

At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.
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