Jokes - Klingons


 


Unix · Klingons · Computers · Star Trek
computerHave you ever noticed that the Klingons are all speaking unix?

"Grep ls awk chmod."
"Mknod ksh tar imap."
"Wall fsck yacc!"
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Light Bulbs · Light · Klingons · Credits · Dark
light bulbHow many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit.

2) None. There is no honor in changing a light bulb, besides, a true warrior isn't afraid of the dark.
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