Jokes - Elephants


 


Elephants · Camels · Dicks · Breasts · Animals
elephantThe elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?"

The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."
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Elephants · Kangaroos · Australia · Animals
elephantWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Ducks · Elephants · Feet · Fires · Animals
elephantWhy do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.
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Elephants · Penises · Men · Naked
elephantWhat did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that thing?
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