How do you shoot a blue elephant
With a blue elephant gun.
How do you shoot a red elephant?
You strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
How do you shoot a green
Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
How do you shoot a yellow
Ever seen a yellow elephant?
came home and found his house
, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman
, "how do we get there?"
"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks
Q. What is red and bad for your teeth?
A. A brick ~ D-TRAIN
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective
, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir,
You leave house.
I watch house.
He come to house. I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.
I look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he.
I play with me. I fall off tree.
I not see.
No fee, Chen Lee.