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Gynecologists · Coffins · Hearts · Funerals
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.

Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"

"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.

"What's so funny about that?"

"I'm a gynecologist."
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Viola · Coffins · Death
skull,swordsWhat's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

The coffin has the dead person on the inside.
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Lawyers · Enemas · Coffins
Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn't find a coffin big enough to hold the body?

They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
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Princess Diana · Wine · France · Coffins
What does Princess Diana and a bottle of French wine have in common?

They both came from France in a wooden box.
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