Cold - 13 jokes
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Tech Support: "Do you have any windows
open right now?"Customer
: "Are you crazy? It's twenty below outside ..."
69 → JokeProposal
3 guys go camping
in their new tent.
After a night's sleep, the guy sleeping on the left of the tent wakes up in a cold sweat and tells the others "I had the most horrible nightmare
that somebody was trying to pull my dick
The guy sleeping on the right says "Weird! I had the exact same dream
The guy sleeping in the middle says "I had a dream that I was skiing
A man sunbathes in the nude and ends up burning his penis. His doctor tells him to ease the pain by dipping it in a saucer of cold milk. Later, his blonde wife comes home and finds him with his dick in a saucer of cold milk.7 → Joke
"Good heavens!" she remarks "I always wondered how you reloaded those things!"