A man was walking down the street when he saw a woman with the perfect, and I mean PERFECT, breasts he'd ever seen.36 Money Jokes
He walked up to her and said, "Ma'am, you have perfect breasts, and I will pay you $100 to bite them." The woman was horrified and began to walk away.
The man caught her and said, "Alright, I'll pay you $1,000 to bite your breasts." Still horrified, the woman began to run away.
The man caught her again and said, "Fine. I'll pay you $10,000 to bite your breasts, and not a penny more." The woman then thinks that $10,000 will be worth it, so she finally agreed.
They went into a deserted alley away from the city action. The woman took off her shirt and bra, revealing the perfect breasts. The man then began to touch, squeeze, fondle, poke, and everything to the woman's breasts EXCEPT biting them.
The woman then said, "Well, are you gonna bite them or not?!"
The man replied, "Nah, too expensive."
So the baby snake says to its mom: "Mom, are we poisonous?"9 Snake Jokes
And the mommy snakes says, "Why do you ask?"
The baby replies, "Because I just bit my tongue."
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.5 Tooth Jokes
She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said. "Then you use to bite my neck."
"Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed."
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.1 Mother-In-Law Jokes
How is she now?
She's fine - but the dog died.
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