Snake jokes

2 jokes about snakes


Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms. He uses a live rattlesnake.

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So the baby snake says to its mom: "Mom, are we poisonous?"

And the mommy snakes says, "Why do you ask?"

The baby replies, "Because I just bit my tongue."

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