What do you get when you have 32 Kentuckians
in the same room
A full set of teeth.
What is the best time to wean the baby
When you see teeth marks.
Husband: "Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger?"3
Wife: "I clean the toilet seat!"
Husband: "How does it help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush!"
asked his son
, Little Johnny
, if he knew about the birds
and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.
"Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "for me there was no Santa
Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you're telling me now that grown ups don't really have sex
, I've got nothing left to believe in!"
Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer
and an old drunk
are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.