Bar Jokes

Bars · Men · Clitorises · Differences

What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?

Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

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Men · Bars · Marriages · Singles · Married

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They are married.

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Bars · Beer · Drinks

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can.

He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!".

After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"

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Cars · Bars · Strong · Men · Strengths

A guy walks into a bar and demands to know "Who's the strongest in here?"

The toughest guy looks at him and says "I am the strongest around here!"

The other guy politely asks "Can you help me push my car to the gas station?"

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Wives · Bars · Yuppies

Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.

The first guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."

The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."

They then asked the woman, "What are you?"

She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

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